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Summa Time

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We talk all things family vacations. Saint John, my man Foxy, and the homeless mermaid it’s a cant miss show hit me up on IG @yourcoachsean with feedback greenchef.us/swag  

What is up? Yeah, welcome back to another episode of Dad's would swag. I'm coming at you live from the swaggiest studio of all the DADS would swag studios. Yes, this week, man, we got a great show for you guys this week. This week we're talking all things family vacase, summertime. Man, we just went on the most epic summer vacation of all time, and you know I gotta share with my swaggy Autiens, right. So check it out. I'M gonna break it down from soup to nuts. I don't even know what that means, but I heard it on TV the other day, so I'm stealing it. But not man. Here's the thing about family vacations, right, and I've talked about this another episode. We get all hyped up. We get all hyped up for the family vacation, right, because we want to be this magical, instagram ready, snapchat filter perfect family vacation. But anybody who's taken a family vacation with kids knows that it doesn't always work out that way. Right, it doesn't always work out that way. And now, so me and the FAM, Bamman, we went up. We went to St John for a week right, and in the Virgin Islands. Who Talk about flight time right, I like to stay close to home, keep the flight time and a drive time minimal, because that's one way that I always ensure that we can at least get the vacation started off on the right foot, right, because our flight time is minimal and the kids aren't already crabby and cranky and whining and whatnot. So I this is, you know, different for me, because I'm usually not used to taking a kids on these long flights right, because to me that's like a no no. But we did it, we got it booked it up.

Saint John, Virgin Islands, here we come, right, the Alfonso's are heading to Saint John, the Caribbean, baby, nothing but pain killers and sandy beaches. And now, when I say pain killers, man, I ain't talking about like that oxy stuff or like those opioid things that everybody's Ode and on. I'm talking about this delicious cocktail concoction of rum and I don't know what else, with a little bit of Nutmeg on the top. Delicious. If you've been then you know. If you haven't, then I put you on notice right now, as soon as you get off the plane in the Caribbean, you need to head deal local bar and say one pain killer poor for Vore. They're not going to get the port for four part but hey, tell them sean sent you, but check it out. So we got this long flight right. So we know, the families all packed up and I did it different this time. You know, we started packing up a couple days beforehand and a lot of times because you know, with my divorce I only get two, one two uninterrupted weeks a year with the kids and we had to take some time previously. I guess I should say fourteen days. And we had to take some time previously in the summer, like the first part of the summer, around Fourth of July, because we was on vacation and I needed to take a couple couple days then, and so I had like twelve days of vacation, right, but I knew that we was only good. Between traveling and all that, we as only be gone for none. So this time what I did, I was smart. I got the girls home a day early, right, so we could have like some family bonding time and it wasn't like straight from their MOM's house to our house to packing to getting on a plane. Right. So we had this buffer day, which was awesome. I loved it. I love that buffer day because we really needed it. Right, because everybody knows, you know, these poor kids get put through hell. Like as parents, we talked about how crazy it is on us, right, we talked about like, oh my gosh, the kids just came back from their dad's house and they're complete fucking idiots. Their animals. I don't know what he lets them do over there. And, you know, fell as, we the same way. Man Just came back from Baby Mama's house and I can't believe these kids. They running a muck. I don't know. No, do they even have a bed time? Do they have beds? What's going on? Right, we all do it. It's all the same, you know, and and and we think, Oh what was me as the hardest thing. But take your mind away from you and put yourself in the kids, right, the kids position living in two separate houses with two separate sets of rules. Right, because as much as you guys try to have, you know, rules that are the same and you know households that are the same,...

...it's never going to be the same. Right. The Toy Day, want is always at the other parents house, the book they need or that shoes they want to wear. See, that's like the benefit, like the pure one of the pure benefits of having our kids in private school is that it we don't have too many outfit you know, for us it's just shoes. It's all about the shoes. Oh, those shoes are at dads or those shoes are at mom's, because other than that they got to wear the same shit every day. And I got a whole bunch of them at my house and my ex as a whole bunch of them at her house. So we don't have to deal with that too often, but we have to deal with this is the shoes. Oh, I wanted to wear my pink chucks and they're a mommy's. Can we go get them? You know, it's it's stuff like that. But think about how crazy that is for the kids to have to deal with this week after week after week, day after day. So we got to cut them some slack, right because it's not really their fault and it's definitely not their fault that you all got divorce in the first place. That's your fault. So we got, as parents, we got start taking more ownership of that right. So this year we're like, all right, we're going to get the kids a day early just to kind of like regroup and settle down right, get the Alfonso family vacation started off on the right foot. So we did, and then came around eight o'clock at night in our flights. Still not for a few hours. Got To take the red eye because we don't want to Lusification Day in the Caribbean. You know what I'm talking about. Got To take that. Ready, we're not ready to go yet. We're ready as a family, right, we're all ready. We you know, close for the plane or on. Bags are packed, you know, waiting to call up the driver to come take us to the airport. House is all ready to get locked up, you know, the dogs all ready to you know, for the house sitter to come over and watch the house and the dog while we're gone. Right. The only thing that's not ready is the plane in the travel time, right, because that's still multiple hours off. But we're excited, we're stoked, so we're like, all right, let's just go to the go to the airport early, right. We'll kick it in the admiral's Club, you know, we'll kick it in the admiral's Club, get some munch he's and cruncheese, couple pre flight cocktails, because you know you're going to get jipped on the cocktails on the plane because you're going to be sleeping most of the time. So we, you know, getting a car, get to the airport. Man, everything ran so smooth. I at the airport, I have to you know, I have to give it up to you know, flying at midnight, eleven o'clock at night, one o'clock in the morning, whatever time it was, I can't remember, but whatever time we was flying, it was like around that time. Smooth, man, smooth. Ain't a motherfucker in the airport at thirty at night. Nobody. Now the ticket agent for...

American, she was a little grouchy. Right here we come in, you know for people, all hi, fee right, all the girl's wife, e Bella Ava. They like grinning from ear to ear. You know me, of course, I got the hat down low, the beats on, you know, the Hoodie over my beads. Don't talk to me. But man, the girls they come in, it's like it's like we're two separate families. It's so funny. When we travel they're bouncing off the walls, smiling, hair ponytails flippity flopping in right and then the ticket agent is just like, welcome to American could I have your driver's license please? I'm like, did you just get done smoking a carton the mentals in the back of something? But then, you know, I realized, Holy Shit, it's midnight, forty five, thirty one in the morning. This poor woman, she don't want to be here. Right, she don't want to be here. And actually we checked in early, so at this time is probably like ten o'clock thirty. She didn't want to be there. She want to get home right. Last thing you want to do is mess with us. But we check our bags, get up to admirals club, have a couple drinks, have some food, charge some devices, get on the plane and is perfect. Man, get to St Thomas. From Same Thomas, we've got to jump in a cab, get down to the port, get on a boat and then get to St John and and and this is where. So we've get, Oh, we to the land in Miami and go from Miami to St Thomas. When we get to Miami, you know because wife, he was handling all the details. And then this is where the first hiccup came about. Right, wife, he's handling all the details and I'm like, all right, I'm an call this lady, because this lady supposed to be meeting us in St Thomas, right, meeting us at the airport and getting us from the airport to the boat, from the boat to St John, from St John to the rental car place and from the rental car place to the House that we rented. Right. It's like this all concierge thing. So I leave the Lady of voicemail. I don't hear back. Right, we about to get on the plane. I'm like, all right, get on the plane, landing St Thomas. Check my phone. Still Ain't heard back. Then wife, he gets a call. The ladies like when you guys coming in? We're like coming in, we're in. Where are you at? We don't see it. Oh, I thought you were coming in a different time. I'm like, do you check your voicemail? She's like, we're on the island. voicemail don't always work, which I got more on that later. So, anyway, she gives us some directions. Go here, go there. So we end up meeting her at the ferry on St John Takes us to get the rental car, you know, and I thought, like it'd be cool if here's another little hiccup. I thought I'd be like cool, family vacation, we going to rent a four door jeep, hardtop. Take the top off, you know, cruising down on the island. NOPE, jeep company man won't let you take the top off...

...a jeep. I'm like, are you kidding me? What's the benefit? I would have rented a pickup truck. No, I wouldn't have rented a pickup truck, but I would have rented something else. Like what you mean? I can't think the top off a jeep. That's the only reason why you were in a jeep. Take the top off. I was cruising around, you know, Toloom, Mexico, all year, LA, all summer last year. Top off that rental jeep, but nope. And then I'm like, I just take that motherfucker off myself. He Ain't gonna know, we're not gonna mess up his jeep. So we getting a jeep. DUDES got stickers, those kind of stickers that, like, if you remove them, the person's going to know that it was removed. Right. He's got them all over every latch to be able to take the top on and off, every bolt, everything. So he'll definitely know if you take the top off that jeep hilarious, like pickled again. But Man, the house was beautiful. The kids did great on the flight. I typically the hardest part of the flight is when we landed in my Ami belt and sleep at all from Phoenix to Miami, and then we all did, so we're fine. So she was a little cranky in Miami and then she was a little cranky on the flight from my Ami to St Thomas, but the rest of the family was cool. Belle should have slept, she knows it, but she didn't. But it was awesome because, you know, I was really first of all, I don't like I said, I don't like traveling such far distances. Second I don't like taking red eyes or connections. Right, I got some travel issues, man. I got to look into those. Hit Up my therapist. I don't like taking connections and I don't like flying the red eyes. And we did all of that and long distances with kids. It's like all of my know nos all in one trip. But it worked out great because by the time we got the car and got to the House and check the house out and everybody picked their room and Yada, Yada, Yada. All that happened. We're able to cruise down to the local store stack up on stuff, you know, to milk, the coffee, to fruits and you know, just the normal everyday essentials that you need, cereal, you know, all that kind of stuff. Stocked up at the store and got back to the house and it was like perfect, because then we just had like a no I made a nice dinner at home and we got some time like just chilling, decompress and enjoy the house a little bit. And then the next day it was like zero to one hundred vacae mode, you know what I'm saying, like hitting the beaches and everything and man, the beaches and St John were off the hook. Let me tell you what, if you haven't been, you got to check out these beaches and Saint...

John, the whole Virgin Islands. We want to take a quick commercial break and when we get back I'm going to tell you more about the beaches in St John, I'm going to tell you a little bit about the Homeless Mermaid and I'm going to tell you a whole lot more about pain killers, my homeboy, my brother from another mother, that man foxy. Now back to dad's with swag with your host, Shaun Up Onso. Welcome back to dad's with swag. Check us out on itunes and please subscribe, rate and review the show. We need all the love we can get. You can find all our past episodes on Dad's with swagcom. Follow us on social media at your coach, Shawn, and if you have any questions or show ideas or you want to come on the show, email me at Sean at Sean alfonsocom. Green Chef is the first USDA certified organic meal Kit Delivery Service that includes everything you need to Cook Delicious Gourmet meals that you can feel good about. Ingredients come premeasured, perfectly portioned and mostly prepped, and when I say mostly prepped, I'm talking about the carrots, the onions and things like that. I know definitely in my family, with these other meal prep kids that we've been using, when it comes time to chop up the onion, no one wants to get the job done. Wait Green Chef. It comes pre chopped and preportioned. Green Chef's expert chefs design recipes with gourmet flavor you typically can only find in restaurants. We were lips smacking on some mushroom lentil flatbreads one night and had Asian chicken noodle soup the next, delicious. With Green Chef's premium organic ingredients, you can feel great about what you're eating and how it got to your table. Green Chef thinks dinner should be planned around your life and not the other way around, and I know as a parent we all have these busy days. We don't have time to worry about planning meals all the time. We're too busy getting back and forth from dance, gymnastics, soccer, volleyball, baseball, basketball, football. It's all planned out, so why not let somebody else plan your dinner as well? You hear me, and I'm going to Hook you guys up, like I always do, with the swaggiest deal of all. For fifty dollars off your first box of green chef, go to green chef dot us forward slash swag once again. That's green chef dot us, forward slash swag, and get your fifty dollars...

...off your first box. The beaches, the beaches, the beaches, the beaches. I'm telling you what some of the most beautiful sand I've ever laid my eyes on. All Right, I'm telling you. The water beautiful. It's not like that bay area water man, but that Shit's all cold and freezing. This was warm, beautiful water. Little Bit Salty for my taste, but hey, I got over that quick. One of the cool we was there for wife's birthday and one of the coolest excursions that she planned for us was her you go check out my eyeges that the photos are funny as hell at your coach on her and the girls. I got some great photos up there. But she planned this thing where her and a girl's got to dress up in these mermaid costumes, like tails and everything, and they did a photo shoot on the beach and in the water with like seashellows and all kinds of shit. It was bananas. One of the funniest things we did there. So if you go, or if you know somebody that's going and they got kids, you got to tell him check out the Homeless Mermaid. All right, my girl Katie Rockefeller, she does this mermaid thing and they take picture. She gives you all kinds of picture rs. You could buy the tails and the costumes. We bought all that stuff so the girls can use it in a pool. Like it's dope as hell. We had so much fun. So go check out her instagram at Homeless Mermaid. All right, her name's Katie Rockefeller, living in St John, Virgin Islands, the Homeless Mermaid. Go check her out and if you anywhere around St John, or even if you're going to go there for the day, make sure you Holler at my girl. She will definitely hook you up, even if you're on like an island. I bet you she's such a cool lady. I bet you if you caught her up and you like, Yo, Katie, I'm going to be on St Croix, can you come, like come over to St Croy and Hook me up with the same thing? I bet you she'll do it for an extra fee, of course, but my girl, Katie Rockefeller, Homeless Mermaid. That was awesome. Another thing we did that was really cool is we we rent, we chartered a boat for the day, right and and Bella, she's afraid of boats and water and snorkeling and all that kind of stuff, so we decided to just charter a small boat with just the just the family, just the four of us, and then we had like a lady driving a boat, a female captain, and then her first mate was a female to so that was kind of cool. It really made Bella more comfortable, right, because she saw all these girls doing the boat stuff and jumping it in out of the water and things like that. So we figured, you know, when we're going snorkeling off the boat,...

...you know, if she doesn't want to, she could be safe on the boat. There's not going because you know me and my stranger danger, right. So I knew that I'd feel comfortable that, you know, there wouldn't be no stranger danger and all kinds of crazies on the boat. So we chartered this boat. But Man, I tell you, probably like an hour into it Bella is jumping off the side of the boat, doing cannon balls, snorkeling, her and Wifei hand inhand, snorkeling, checking out see turtles and diving down to pick up see stars, starfish, whatever the hell they called. I wasn't touching it. Everybody's ill. Look, daddy looked touch I ain't touching that Shit, man. I ain't go no teeth, but it can bite me, I'll tell you what right now. But Man, I was fun some of the best snorkeling. Man, the water so beautiful and, like I said, like the temperature. And then, Oh man, I and I don't snorkel or scuba dive much, but man, I'm getting this new thing and I'm going to use it when I swim in the pool. This is the best thing. So you know, when you typically go snorkeling, you got this one tube that comes out the side of your mouth and then you got your mask right, and it's like for me, having my nose plugged up like that like always seemed weird. It will. It always just seemed challenging. Right. So it was just like always hard to just only breathe through my mouth and not through my nose, and I don't know if maybe I predominantly breathe through my nose. So it kind of threw me off. But they got this new new mask. Man, this is the shit right here, this mask. It's a one piece Macht. It goes over your mouth and your face and you could breathe through your mouth, you could breathe through your nose, breathe anyway you want. I'm getting APP for the pool. I'm Musa start doing my swimming and that thing. I was chilling. I loved it, man, it was awesome. We had a great time, but uh, definitely, man, the water just magnificent. The you know, we loved it. And then the pain killers, man, I gotta tell you. You know, before we came and I didn't know, I didn't know much about St John or the Virgin Islands. Right. I know that that hurricane blue through there a while ago and kind of, you know, mess some shit up, but every person that we talked to, it's school or anywhere, they're like, you know, they're like, oh, what are you guys doing? Like I we're going to go to St John for a little bit on the summer. Like Oh, you got to have a pain killer for me. I'm like, man, he's pain killers. They must be like some good shit, because every place, man, do like you all. You got to have you know, go to the soggie dollar, go to the foggy dollar and get a pain killer. Man, get a pain killer. Go to the soggie dollar and get a painkill on like all. First of all, I don't know what the SOGGI dollar is. Second of all, these pain killers better be good, because everybody's talking about him and Wifei she's like, we gotta go to the day we rent the boat, we gotta go to the soggie dollar. So here's the thing, though, man, here's the scam, right, because you know me, I'm always looking for the hustle. Here's...

...the hustle. The British Virgin Islands. They got a hustle going on and I didn't. I'd only went through this thing one time, so I didn't get a chance to kind of figure out exactly what the whole hustle was. But there's some kind of hustle, right. So check it out. St John is in the US Virgin Islands, right. So technically you're not supposed to need a passport to get to and from, right, and technically it's still part of the US and you're still in the US. Right. I did, though, have to contact my cell Po phone provider ATNT and be like Yo, I got unlimited data in the US, Mexico and Canada and I'm still in the US. How come you keep sending me and every member of my family these texts that like I'm at three hundred dollars over my limit. They hooked that they feared they must get that at least a thousand times a day because they took care of that quick and we're going to get back to the cell phone business later. But they got a scam man. So when you chalk when you charter a boat or if you get on a boat and you go to a British Virgin Islands, right, and we went to Josh Van Dyke or something like that. I don't know what the hell to name of the island was, but we went there because that's where the saggy dollars at and you gotta go to the soggie dollar right. This scam they got going seventy five dollars a person to go from the US Virgin Island through customs to the British Virgin Islands. And I'm like hold up, I've done done some traveling in my time, not a whole bunch of traveling, but I had done some traveling in my time and I never, never, ever, I mean never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, had to pay somebody a country of foreign country, seventy five dollars to check out their country for an hour. Never I saw, I don't know, especially one as close as this. Right. If I want to go to Canada, I'm not crossing the border. Like Yo, seventy five per person please. That'll be three hundred dollars for this car full of family. We go to Mexico five times a year. I ain't once had to give no federale three hundred dollars for me and my family to come into Mexico. But apparently the British Virgin Islands they on some hi fi shit and they think they can just go about charging people right, three hundred dollars. Crazy, but we have to see this soggie dollar, right. So we paid at three hundred dollars. I'm already pissed at this point. Right, I'm already pissed. I'm like, this is ridiculous, three hundred dollars. But then I see it. I start seeing it, the palm sweating where I ight they...

...just they just given a little here to this border agent, giving a little here to this border agent, because I think what you end up paying the money for isn't necessarily to go through the customs, but it's that. So they don't come aboard the boat and want to search the boat. Not Like I don't think they had anything hiphe on the boat, but maybe they did. I don't know. But they were some palm greason, they were some backdoor dealings going on. So if anybody got any contacts in the British Virgin Islands, ask him. Why the Hell I got to pay three hundred dollars to go to the saggie dollar and if so, at least give me a free lunch, coupon a free pain killer something. That's ridiculous. And then that must just show you how well the SAGGI dollar advertises right, because I was willing, my wife was willing, for us to pay three hundred dollars in tariffs, I guess, to go order a drink and have lunch at this restaurant, and I'm talking about I gotta had some fucking Boning ribbies and a nice bottle of Pino, right for if I'm paying three hundred dollars and this didn't even come with a drink. But here's a cool thing. So the ladies on the boat that tell us a text your family, go to the SOGGI dollar website and get the link and text your family and have them buy you a drink. So they got this thing right and it's pretty cool, but you know, fucked us up quick. We ended up happening to give some away. So wifey, she's all about that. Me, I'm like, I'm not texting nobody. So wifei goes on their website and gets the link and text her dad and her sister, text my brother and she's like, we're about to go to the soggie dollar. Go to this link and buy US drinks and then when we get there our name will be on a board and drinks will be bought. Right. So we pull up to the soggie dollar after we went to my man foxies, which I'm going to get into later because that's the most important part of the whole the whole whole trip. But we get we get to the saggie dollar and they got this big, like, you know, cardboard poster what People's names on it, and then it said, you know, Megan and Sean, Happy Birthday, love, you know, Jess and Shane, drinks on us and you know, Megan, Happy Birthday, Love Your Dad, you know, have some drinks on me, and then my brother, you know, happy birthday or you know, happy birthday, makes drinks on us. And it was funny though, because so it's two drinks, all right. So that was six, six of these things, and these things, man, they made with rump will still skin you know, it is set you back. And I'm not much of a drinker and we had had a couple cocktails on a boat, so we only actually drink four of them and then we gave two to...

...some other people. But it's a pretty good, pretty good hustle. They got there at the old saggy dollar. But I'm going to tell you something now. The saggie dollar was cool and I'm sure like I'm going to get, you know, tweeted at and Shit, why you diss in the soggie dollar? The saggie dollar was cool, but I'm going to tell you a better spot. A better spot is foxy's. It's on the same island. You still got to pay the three hundred dollars to get on it or the seventy five per person or whatever the hell they do. But I'm gonna tell you man, my man Foxy, he got a joint down there. We it is laid back Luke and Dude Foxy is cooler than the other side of the pillow. I'll tell you what. This dude man his life. He sits, he sits in a chair in the middle of his bar which is right on the water. He sings songs, He greets customers and he's just living the life. And I'm not much for like going places and buying souvenirs and Tshirts, but I tell you what, man, I got me a shirt from foxy's because this dude, man, he's legendary. This cat is bad. So we walk up right and we're the only people. It's early in the morning, still, you know, about maybe eleven. We'd only people in this place. Man, we come walking up and he just greets us with a hello and then, you know, he's kind of ribbing us back and forth and, you know, tricking us and doing some stuff, and then him and Ava decide to getting a joke off right, and they just start because he tells us a joke, and then it was like well, I got a joke for you, foxy, and he's like let me hear right, and this like Caribbean accent, this off the chain. And then so they start going back and forth, joke for joke for joke. Then foxy, man, foxy, foxy done told Avid is racist joke, but ray it was a little too young, so he didn't kind of like she didn't get it all the way right. And so you know, she he said the word knee grow in the joke right. And so we're walking away and I'm like, Ava, man, you can't pronounce, you can't repeat that joke to nobody. And she said, I know, daddy and Mr Foxy, Spanish isn't very good because it's Negro, not Negro, not like Oh God, bless your heart, baby, I love you, I love you. So she didn't even get the joke that it was racist. But here's this dude Down't know, man, Fox he's got to be in his s something like that. You know, Caribbean Black Dude, man telling a little white girl some racist joke about to get her ass whooped in the streets. And she ever repeats that joke, man, but I love you, Foxy, you a cool cat. And he's like hey, where are you from? And I'm like the bay area, you know it, born...

...and bread, baby dude, on the spot, on the spot, makes up a song about San Francisco and it was a fucking pen awesome. Talked about everything about the city, Lombard Street, gays, hippies, techy's, we're in Oaklan, like you name it, man. He talked about. It was awesome. Do what I'm for like five minutes uninterrupted off the dome. So, man, if you ever get out to the British Virgin Islands, the US Virgin Islands, even if you and Porto Rico and you want to just take a day trip, man, go to Josh Van Dyke, Van Yost something Il no, figure it out. Dudes name is foxy. Tell him the swaggiest dad of all sentia and hit me up and I'll buy you a pain killer. He Ain't got no fancy web shit like they do with the saggi dollar, but I'll call him up and I'll throw it on my card. Drinks on me at Foxy's. I tell you what cool cat right there. But now we're going to talk a little bit about cell phone service. All Right, cell phone service in the US Virgin Islands. A TNT. Can you throw up some towers? Verison, don't even worry. If you got verizon and you want St John, I feel for you because it don't work, not a bit. A TNT was spotty. So now I see why this lady I got a voicemail three days after the person called me. My phone never even rang. Three days later text messages. You better hope, hope you got a wish bucket because you got a lot of wishing to do. But the only other thing other than a cell phone service, the only other thing about this family vacation in the US Virgin Islands is they drive on the wrong side of the street. Now, don't get me wrong, I'm not saying they drive on the other side of the street. I'm not saying that they have right hand drive cars. No, I'm talking about they use left side drive cars on the left side of the street. So in driving you should be facing your oncoming traffic driver to driver, whether you driving on the right side of your car or the left side of your car. You always got drivers in the middle passing each other. Why, you ask? Because your eyesight can see better down your straight ahead, so you know you don't crashing oncoming traffic. Right you can gage your side of the car much better than you can gage your passenger side of the car. Yep, no, not on saying John, on St John. They're like,...

...let's drive on the left side of the road, but keep our drivers on the left side of the car. So you're driving passenger to passenger. Nobody knows or anybody's at I'm too far over on my side. Homeboy, coming the other way, it's too far over on a side. We both kit cutting at the last minute, skeet skirting all over the place, and the roads only hold two cars. So it's not like I'm on like a four lane road. Not, no, no, it's two cars. And when I say two cars, I mean two cars, not two and a half cars, not two in a quarter cars. Two cars. I don't even mean like one car and a big car. I'm talking to cars, to normal size cars. If a trucks coming the other way, you better like get as close to the cliff as you can because you getting running over. But man, we loved it. Got Back home and, as usual, we missed it. We'll be back. Will check you out again their Virgin Islands. But the top, the thing I really want to point out is with our vacations, sometimes it's really high and sometimes it's really low. Don't let those little bumps in the road stop you and your family from having a great time. Just remember that family vacations, whether you're just driving to a local tell, whether you go into some relatives house, or whether you're getting on a plane, they're meant for bonding, having fun and loving on each other and for all eternity. I am going to end this show today with Alfonso. Girls, I done whooped your ass in kick ass. We out. Thanks for listening to DAD's sweat. Check out new episodes every Thursday, or go to dad's with sweatcom download past episodes.

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